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Akbar aur birbal kissa (birbal ki khichdi)

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Sardi ka mausam tha aur aur sitla re chal Rahi thi sham ka samay tha Akbar apne Mahal mein mein Dal raha tha tabhi uski najar Mahal ke sameep Hi ek jhil per padi jismein Pani bilkul thanda rahata tha.

Tabhi achanak Akbar ko khyal aaya ki kitni bahan kar sardi mein koi insan jhil ke andar bhi ek raat pita sakta hai kya kabhi Socha ki aisa kaun kar sakta hai.

Is baat ka pata lagane ke liye Akbar agale din subah darbar mein ghoshna ki Mal ke pass mein jo jhil hai thande Pani ki ek raat use jail mein jo jo khada hua kabita dega use so sone ki Mohar de jaenge.

Sare Mahal mein aur pure per jaane charcha hone Lage ki ki badshah ne jhil mein khade hone ke ek raat ke sau Muharram ka elaan Kiya hai kuchh log kahate ki aisi sardi mein kaun marne ke liye khada rahega Koi kuchh baat karta Koi kuchh.

Tabhi birbal ke dimag mein ek upay aaya birbal ke sameep thi ek vyakti rehta tha Jo bahut kareeb tha vah paise ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta tha.

Tab birbal ne use sari baat samjhaie aur kaha ki soch sone ki Mohar ke badle tumhen thande Pani ki jhil mein ek raat khada rahana hai tab use vyakti ne birbal se han kar di.

Dusre din darbar laga do we use vyakti ko birbal ne darbar mein hazir kar diya aur badshah se kaha ki Maharaj yah vah vyakti hai jo aapke thande Pani ki jhil mein ek raat mita sakta hai tab badshah ne kaha theek hai aaj ratri se wale mein khade ho jana.

Vah vyakti mein khada ho gaya aur aur vah Mahal mein main dur duri per chimani jal rahi thi vah unchi niyom ko dekhte dekhte Sari raat Bata de aur soch Raha tha ki main charanon ke sameep baitha hun ye soch kar rahe Sari raat Pani mein khada Raha Maharaj raat ko apni man se dekh rahe the ki vah vaisi jhil mein barabar khada hai.

Dusre din vah vyakti jail mein se nikal kar Maharaj ke paas Gaya aur bola ki Maharaj aapke kahane ke mutabik mein thande Pani ki jhil mein khada Raha Sari raat live hai mere sone ki more dijiye tab.

Maharaj ne kaha Tum Sari raat jail mein kaise khade rah Gaye kuchh batao hamen bhi tarbooz vyakti ne kaha ki Maharaj mein aap ke Mahal ke ke upar Jo chimenea jal rahi thi man unko ek aur dekh raha tha aur Maine unko dekhte dekhte Sari raat mein nikal de.

Tab Akbar ne kaha ki Tum tumhare pass ine masalon ka garmash pahunch raha tha isliye Tum aasani se Pani mein khade ho gaye Varna itni bhayankar sardi mein kaun Pani mein khada rah sakta hai aur kaki tumhen Hi naam nahin diya jaega aur use Mahal se bhej diya.

Ye baat birbal ko pata chali vyakti sidha birbal ke paas Gaya aur usne sari ghatna bataiye tab birbal ne kaha theek hai main tumhe sau sone ki mor dila kar rahunga jab main tumhen kahun ki Mahal mein a Jana tab Tum Mahal mein a Jana.

Usi din birbal Mahal mein nahin Gaya aur aur kahin dur jakar ek hate mein main ek ande mein chawal aur Dal Dal kar aur use 15 20 ft uncha Diya aur niche ghas khush Gaya kar aag jalakar baith Gaya vahan darbar mein Akbar birbal ka intezar kar raha tha.

Pura din nikal Gaya aur birbal Mahal mein nahin aaya dusre din Akbar ne kaha ki birbal Mahal kyon nahin a Raha jab logon ne kaha ki Maharaj pata nahin Ghar per hi rahata hai.

Hussain agale din FIR birbal darbar mein nahin dikhai Gaya to Akbar ne kaha birbal ko Ghar se lekar aao tab kuchh do sainik gaye aur birbal ke ghar gaye tab vahan ghar mein koi nahin tha logon se poochha Tum ka aage vah to kisi khet ke andar baitha hai.

Tab sainik vahan pahunche aur birbal birbal to pagal Ho Gaya hai Kya ya hangyako itni upar tandi aur niche Gila rakhi hai yah kya kar raha hai to tab birbal ne jawab Diya ki main to khichdi banaa raha hun.

Sainikon ne kaha tumhen badshah ne Mahal mein bulaya hai jaldi chalo tab birbal ne kaha hai ki nahin mein khichdi banakar khane ke bad hi mahilaon ga chahe ismein kitna bhi samay lag jaaye uski baat sunkar donon sainik man wapas Laut Gaye aur Maharaj se jakar kah ki Maharaj birbal to 20 photo chahie tankar niche aag Jala kar baitha hai aur bol raha hai ki ki yah khichdi pakane ke bad mein kha kar aur FIR main launga Maharaj ko khichdi kitni unchai per gaon kaise pahunche kaise pategi.

Tabhi badshah ne hukum Diya ki wapas jao aur birbal ko lekar aao sainik FIR se vahi birbal ke pass pahunch gaye birbal ne Bhai jawab Diya fir se nahin wapas Laut Gaye char pandian ya aise hi nikal Gaye tab Maharaj ne kaha ki chalo mein chal kar deta hun FIR Bula kar kar kya raha hai.

Maharaj birbal ke pass vahin khet mein pahunch gaye aur dekha ki birbal itni upparhalli tang rakhi hai aur niche rashifal jalakar thodi aag Jala rakhi hai tab badshah wale yaar birbal tumhara dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya ja tauu Sunday Tak kaise pahunche jaega tab birbal ne kaha Maharaj 500 Tak kyon nahin pahunchega jab Mahal ke andar chalne wali chimani ki ki roshani ka tauu jab jhil ke pass pahunch sakta hai itni dur Koi sandhi ke pass yah to aap kyon nahin pahunchega.

Tab Akbar ko samajh mein aaye ki aakhir baat kya hai FIR Akbar ne kaha chalo theek hai tum cal Mahal mein aao aur tumse kuchh jaruri baat karni hai bilkul nahin kaha theek hai Maharaj aur kaha ki jail mein hone wale vyakti ko lekar chale aana.

Birbal agale din darbar mein use vyakti ko lekar pahunch gaye aur raja ne use yah kaha ki yah Meri bhul thi ki masale ka roshni jhil Tak pahunch Gai lekin itni dur roshani kaise Ban sakti hai aur garmash kaise pahunch sakta hai isliye main tumhen apni galti ke liye somo deta hun aur tumhari Jeet ke liye Jo Tum jeene ke andar Sari raat khade rahiye uske liye somvare alag se aur vah baithi Khushi Khushi apni do sumo Hain lekar Ghar Laut Gaya.

Dhanyvad doston story padhne ke liye yah story Puri padhen aapko bahut maja aaega aur mahange bhi aisi khoob aap ko hasane wali story lekar aaunga. Aur han story ko like aur comment karna mat bhulna.

Jivan aur unt

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Patte ke sharir per ladki hui jaldi boondon ke saman hi manushya ka jivan bhi apratyashit Roop se is is prakar sharir ka parichay kar deta hai.

Jivan UN logon ke dukh ka Karan hai jinhone Vivek ki Shakti ko viksit nahin kiya aur Jin ka hriday indriyon ke vishay Vishal ke sampark mein aane ke Karan utpidan ho gaya hai.

Hamara yah jivan bus sant colony mein gaon ke saman hi hi sthai hai ya ek aise Deepak ke saman hai jiska tel sukh gaya hai yah jal ki satah per uthane wali 1 kilo jaisa hai.

Jivan ki ishq richter ke bavjud murkh log Dil jivan ki akanksha karte Hain kintu iske parinaam swaroop keval dukh hi to milta hai.

Jis prakar chuhiya pratyek din thoda thoda khud kar dharti mein apna bil banati hai usi prakar cal praniyon ke jivan ko San pratishat samapt karta karta hai.

Chuhe ke tark mein lagi Hui billi ki tarah mrutyu bhi sabhi ke jivan ki aur tarkki rahti hai agyani vyakti sochta hai ki jahan tak uska sambandh hai raat aur din anant kal tak aate jaate rahenge indriya sukhon main doob kar vah Kal ke bad sabko nahin sunta.

Kacche ghade mein rakhe hue jal ke saman manushya jivan bhi pratikshan chukta Chala ja Raha hai rog rupee shatru vyakti ke sharir ko grast lete Hain aur nasht kar dete Hain Buddha kabadam ke saman is per padta hai aur ise gal kar deta hai mrutyu sadaiv apne aane ka avsar dekhti rahti hai ki kab aaun aur is per kabja kar lo.

Jivan sthai hai kintu mood vyakti ise vastvik samajhte Hain batao ismein aap band Ho jaate Hain Surya pratidin aata aur Chala jata hai iske sath hi hamari jivan na avadhi bin Yun se niyantran hoti jaati hai dusron ke budhape aur mrutyu ko dekhkar bhi Koi Yan bhav nahin karta ki uski bhi yahi niyati hone wali hai.

Samast sankhyaon ka ant paksh se hota hai utkarsh ka ant choor choor hone aur girne se hota hai sahyog ka ant viyog se hota hai jivan kanth mrutyu se hota hai.

Jivan aur mrutyu ek adbhut Satya hai jo kabhi nahin taal sakte.

Jay karni nahin jivan ki sacchai hai jise ham log tukra nahin sakte dhanyvad.

Akbar birbal ka kissa (adalat)

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Raja Maharaja ke samay mein har din darbar laga karta tha to jo bhi kese hote the unko darbar mein call kiya jata tha aur aur galti Karne wale ko pandit bhi kiya tha.

Roj ki tarah ek din adalat lagi tab sabhi adalat mein pahunch gaye raja ne najar ghuma ke dekha ki aaj bilkul nahin aaya.

Tabhi raja ne darbar usse kaha ki aaj birbal kahan hai to darbar mein jawab Diya ki jahapana aaj birbal saaf nahin aaye tab raja ne hukam Diya ki birbal ko bulaya jaaye.

Kabhi birbal ke bina darbar mein Koi bhi cash cal nahin hota tha vipul dimag se bahut tej tha isliye wire kesko sacchai nahin ki taraf se call karne mein kafi madad karta tha ya birbal ke dwara hi ke solve hua karte The.

Tabiyat dur Bari jaate Hain aur birbal ke ghar jaate aur birbal ko kahate Hain ki vahi Maharaj ne bulaya hai to birbal usi samay unke piche piche chal Diya.

Jaldbaji mein birbal naya bhi nahin aur aur lettering bhi nahin karte kya aur darbar unke piche chal Diya Maharaj ka hukam sunte hi dekha ki jaruri karya hai tabhi Maharaj ne bulaya hai.

Darbar mein jaate hi birbal baith Gaya aur aur aapane kaha ki karyvahi shuru ki jaaye itne mein Hi Akbar ne jor se jas haddi to sabhi e darbar mein upsthit sabhi log bole ki Maharaj ne phool khila Diya phool khila Diya.

To fir pahle dekha ki Maharaj ne jab gas chhoti to sabhi ne kaha ki phool khila Diya to apan ko to laiting lagi hai to birbal ne apni dhoti mein jor se khud ka Kiya aur dhoti mein latrine kar diya jo se badbu aane lagi tabhi sab bole tabhi sab bolegi wahi kisne Kiya kisne Kiya kahan se a rahi hai.

Tabhi birbal ne kaha ki main Maharaj ne to gas hoti to sabhi ne kaha phool khila Diya aur main jab roti mein lete hain kar diya to sabhi ne kaha ki badhu kahan se a rahi hai to inke gas ki tu khushbu aati hai aur meri letrin ki badbu a rahi hai yah to nainsafi hai Maharaj.

Birbal ne apne dhoti mein latrine kar ke sabhi darbariyon ko sidha Diya tabhi Akbar ne hukum Diya ke purple Ghar jao aur na dhokhe aao to birbal to aisa vyakti tha apne dimag ki chaturai se hamesha Jeet jeeta tha.

Agale Kahani mein fir se milenge tab tak hanste rahiye swasth rahiye dhanyvad

(Tobacco) Akbar aur birbal kissa

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Ek bar Akbar birbal ko lekar kheton mein bhumi ke liye Chala Gaya barish ka mausam tha thanda mausam tha tu Akbar ki ichcha hui ki Chalo aaj kheton mein ghoom karaya jaaye to birbal birbal se kaha birbal Chalo aaj Ham kheton mein ghumai karne chale ayenge mausam bhi achcha hai aur bhumi bhi ho jayegi.

Tabeer paalne ka ji jahapana aapane sahi kaha chaliye ghumne chalte Hain aage aage Akbar sahab Holi aur piche piche birbal ji aap donon baten karte karte kya tumhen pahunch gaye to akhbar humne dekha ki chalo herbal ki pariksha le jaen Akbar hamesha birbal ki pariksha Leta rahata tha birbal ek bahut hi tej dimag ka vyakti tha kabhi bhi kisi bhi baat par nahin karta tha .

Tabhi achanak dur kheton mein Akbar ko ek tambaku ke khet mein gadha chalte hue dikhai Diya gadha tamaku ki khet mein keval ghas ko hi kha Raha tha tambaku ko nahin kha Raha tha kyunki pasu kabhi tambaku nahin khate isliye Akbar ko bhi yah baat bata tha aur birbal ko bhi to Akbar ne dimag lagayegi birbal ko puchte Hain.

Akbar ne kaha birbal dekho vah samne khet mein gadha chal raha hai vah bhi dekho keval ghas ko ek kha Raha hai tamaku ko nahin kha Raha yah baat Akbar ne birbal se isliye Gai ki Akbar sahab kabhi bhi tambaku ka Sevan nahin karte The aur birbal tambaku khaya karta tha tu Akbar ne Socha ki ISI bahane birbal ki tambaku bhi chhut jayegi lekin vah iska sab kuchh ulta Akbar sahab ko hi unki baat bhari padi.

Tabhi birbal ne kaha tha sahab yah to main bhi dekh raha hun ki gadha tambaku khet mein main chal raha hai lekin vah usko kha Raha hai tabhi to kahate Hain ki gadhe tambaku nahin khate tambaku to keval insan nahin khate Hain.

Tabhi achanak Akbar sahab ko jhataka laga aur wale ki Tune to mujhe gadha banaa Diya aur hanste hanste pagal Ho Gai aur Akbar sahab ne kaha ki bilkul tumhara koi jawab nahin.

Akbar aur birbal ki jodi aisi thi jaise miyan biwi ki jodi Ho birbal hamesha sabke sath rahte the jaise koi sautan sath rehti Ho vah dusron ko pariksha lete rahte the aur kabhi bhi aapas mein ek dusre ka bura bhi nahin mante the.

FIR milenge agale story mein aste rahiye mast rahiye dhanyvad

Sapne to apne hote Hain

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Apne gadhe par sawar mulla nasruddin Chala ja Raha tha kahan ja raha tha yah use khud pata nahin vah to gadhe ki peeth per baitha khayali pulao per kah Raha tha.

Main 4 dukanen khareed dunga ek Kumar ki ek jeans aaj ki ek darji ki aur ek mochi ki har dukaan mein dudu karigar rakhunga bus apna Kam to sirf Paisa baat karna hai bus FIR sal do sal mein Hi raees Ban jaunga makan han makan bhi to kar dunga usmein ek bhag bhi hoga.

Baag mein hamare honge ped honge paudhe honge pedon per pinjre ladke honge Jin mein chidiya chat Raha Rahi hogi are bhai shaadi bhi karunga jyada nahin bus do sadiyan karunga har biwi se teen ya char char ladke honge vah maja a jaega FIR unki sadiyan.

Apne Hi vicharon mein gum mullah nasruddin ko din duniya ki koi khabar nahin thi uska gadha kishor ja raha tha uska bhi use Koi pata nahin tha vah to bus apne khayalon ki duniya mein khoya hua tha.

Uska Gaddafi Malik kolhapur hua jaan kar apni budgari per utar aaya tha samne Hi ek chhoti si kheti per phool banaa tha magar vah shaitan jakar dayan aur mud Gaya uska irada shillong lagakar khai par karne ka tha.

Aur aisa Hi usne Kiya bich usne apni chaal page ki aur daud kar khiladiyon laga de udhar mulla nasruddin apne ladkon ke khyal mein uljha hua tha jab ladke bade ho jaenge to main unhen bulakar are yah mein Hawa mein kyon uda ja raha hun ya khuda Mera sharir mein pankh lag gaye hain kya.

Lekin nahin aisa kuchh nahin tha iska ehsas use tab hua jab vah banduk ki goli ki Baki dharti par aakar gira uske alag se ek chij nikal padi uske aankhon ke samne sitare se girkar rah Gaye jaldi hi use vastvikta ka ehsas Ho Gaya.

Aur FIR bhul aur Ghar se bara karata hua jab hua utha to uska gadha dostana andaaz mein Kan hilata hua uske parivar khada ho gaya duniya bhar ki masoomiyat uske chehre per jhalak Rahi thi usmein kuchh aise Hain raat mein aankhen mithaai mithaai Mano apne Malik se kahana chahta Ho ki ki aao mere aaqa fir se mere peeth per baitho.

Abe namak haram gustakh mere baap Dada hun ke Na maloom ki gunaho ki saja ke Roop mein is janm mein Tera Mera sath banaa hai yah mere khuda is lakadbaghe,

Main jaane mulla nasruddin use abhi kitni galiyan aur data ki tabhi uski najar vahi ek tuti Hui deewar ke pass baithe kuchh logon per padi aur hua khamosh Ho Gaya.